Everything is Wrong: The Worst Things, According to Blue

Hi, I’m Amanda! Read my introduction to learn more about me and Blue, my fluffy fire point Himalayan-Persian cat.

Being the creature of habit and territory tyrant that she is, Blue firmly likes what she likes and heavily dislikes what she dislikes. There is no in between or changing her mind.

Here are a few prime examples of situations I know Blue would love to do without.

The 10 Things Blue Hates:

1. Moving Too Quickly

This could go two ways. Super speed is not a feature Blue is equipped with, and having to do so is not her style whatsoever. The same idea applies to humans. A sudden change of position without warning destroys any chance of a cozy cuddle or loungy nap session. Blue will not sit through a trip to the kitchen for a glass of water or a quick bathroom break. All hope is lost.

2. Loud Noises

Blue likely inherited this one from me. Any sound registering decibels above a regular voice is too jarring, resulting in an immediate evacuation. One of the biggest challenges Blue and I face in our home is random and extremely loud outbursts from the kids. Inside voices are still very much a work in progress.

3. Not Being a Mind Reader

This stems from situations where Blue lingers too close to our feet mid-activity and becomes tussled when she can’t tell our final destination. She’s bewildered by our next move and is tossed around like a soccer ball. Despite the trips and scuffles these failed predictions cause, we luckily all dodge any injuries. If anything, it’s more embarrassing for both of us.

4. Carrying Large Bags/Objects Within Eyeshot

It’s as if we might accidentally crush her with a bag of garbage from across the room. Nearly impossible, but still a real and imminent threat to her safety.

5. Nonchalant Toe Grazes

Although she is in OUR bed, we must refrain from stretching our legs out and getting comfortable to avoid accidentally touching Blue. Incidents will result in unexpected bites. Sleeper beware.

6. An Empty House For Too Long

Since transitioning from a 2-hour commute both ways in-office job to an in-home, no-commute, remote job, Blue doesn’t do well being alone for extended periods. And I’m not talking about the brief outing for a grocery shop, I’m talking about the day trips where our dog tags along, and time, for her, seems to drag on. Despite having all the food, water, and peace one could ever ask for, the house isn’t a home without family.

7. Being Excluded From Outdoor Adventures

Blue feels strongly about many facets of this. Suppose we go outside but don't hold the door long enough for her to come out. Unacceptable. The same applies when we make her come inside before she is ready. Beyond rude. Or when we leave her outside by herself. The abandonment! Very unsatisfactory, and a fine line between them all.

8. Treating the Dog (And Not Her)

Putting myself in her shoes, I feel the injustice of this situation. Imagine your sibling getting rewarded while you watch from afar. Although you aren’t begging for it, like your annoying little sister, you still expect fairness. It’s unspoken. Although I can’t always see her when I offer Subi a little sample from my plate, I can feel Blue watching. Her eyes burning holes into both of us. I now scope her out and drop her piece that she can eat (or not) at her leisure. Surprisingly, she ate the tiny cucumber I left on the rim of her Nest bed today.

9. Witnessing Dog Cuddles

What an absolute travesty and betrayal. Subi does not seek a good cuddle sesh often, so we fully embrace it when it happens. However, Blue will not stand to have her laps occupied by some stinky (her thoughts, not ours) dog. Plagued with jealousy, she parades in and flushes Subi out in some big cat, small dog scuffle. For a visual, Blue has to be at least twice Subi’s size. It’s an unfair advantage, honestly.

10. Interrupting Potty Breaks

Blue's litter box is in our laundry room. It’s away from the action, quiet, and for the most part, private. Occasionally, though, we walk in while she is doing her business, which causes an awkward but momentary pause where we stare at each other. It's like a game of chicken, but I give in first, backing out to give her the space to finish. I always get the side eye when our paths cross afterwards, as if she were to say, “how dare you.”

Are any of these situations relatable to you and your cat? We would love to hear what little life hiccups drive your feline crazy in the comments below!